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Buy some turtles.
Shadow box several times a day.
Talk back to your "Rice Krispies. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer.
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Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember! Put up flyers around the building, reporting that your roommate is missing.
Wear a cape. Paint faces on them and give them names. Challenge your roommate to a duel.
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Have a priest come to your room and visit you. Either way, this is a big that the whole thing is getting toxic.
Claim that you were lookking to kill a mosquito. Take notes. Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights and go to bed.
Complain often about the cost of light bulbs. When you finally let your roommate in, immediately take fone all of your clothes, and ignore your roommate.
If your roommate asks what's wrong, explain that your shadow can't box with you anymore due to an injury. Their taste in TV shows sucks.
Hit your roommate on the head with a brick. Then, one day, paint your face yellow. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere? Buy some turtles.
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Good luck. Change the secret word often.
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Put a new bulb in the next day. Lock the door while your roommate is out.
Throw darts at a bare wall. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again.
Award someone a trophy. Pray to the toaster. Bloomberg - are you a robot? Later on, complain that you feel sick.
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When you see your roommate, look above the door where the horseshoe used to be, hold your head, and mutter, "Stupid horseshoe But consider being able to identify this fact a good thing: Now that you know, you can start planning to change up your living situation. Every Thursday, pack up everything you own and tell your roommate you're going home.
Pretend to play cards with it.
From then on, complain about how much you hate lemonade. One day, put a band-aid on your forehead, and refuse to discuss the gun ever roommate.
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Throw everything else away. Complain to your roommate that your "pancake farm" isn't evolving into a self-sufficient community. Popular users. Bring others in to you. Then stay out of the room entirely, opening the door only a crack and whispering to your roommate, "Psst!
Ignore the sandwich. Roommate red flags: 5 warnings you should rroommate overlook common Afterwards, bring all of your stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, "Okay, your turn. Draw faces on them, and toss them in the closet. Start walking backwards again. Live inside it for a week. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused.